Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything. Maybe you should say that to Michael. Not funny, Eve, Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. Little bit, she said.
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They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.
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Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave. And even if you do.. Well, you can't. Sorry about that.
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Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.
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His smile was bright and sweet and hot enough to melt solid steel. 'Is this the part where I kiss you?''If you like''Oh,' he said, 'I like.
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Hannah: What's your plan?Claire: Go get himHannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective.
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Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt
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Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.
Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.
Mirnin: Where's Shreve?
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Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded.(2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank.(3.) Killed over Ice Cream
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Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. '
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