I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit.?
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I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42.
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Mortgages are the best way to get people thinking about the afterlife. Corporate realty is an eternal corporeality.
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When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.
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Settling other people's land is an American tradition.
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It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.
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