I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit.?
I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42.
Mortgages are the best way to get people thinking about the afterlife. Corporate realty is an eternal corporeality.
When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.
Settling other people's land is an American tradition.
It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.