I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit
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Late twenties, single, female. Do the math. Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhillfrom there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting todetonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, andsuddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.
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So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.
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The hotness of a sex scene lies in the loins of the beholder.
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I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath!
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Two days after my dad's funeral, my mom went on a mission. I never understood it until then--that sometimes a spy doesn't need a cover so much as she needs a shield.
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