Accio Brain!
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From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.
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IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.
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Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
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I've decided to call him Norbert,' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert! Norbert! Where's Mummy?''He's lost his marbles,' Ron muttered in Harry's ear.'Hagrid,' said Harry loudly, 'give it a fortnight and Norbert's going to be as big as your house. Malfoy could go to Dumbledore at any moment. Hagrid bit his lip.'I- I know I can't jus' dump him, I can't.'Harry suddenly turned to Ron.'Charlie,' he said.'You're losing it too,' said Ron. 'I'm Ron, remember?
I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..
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You've sort of made up for it tonight,' said Harry. 'Getting the sword. Finishing off the Horcux. Saving my life.' 'That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was,' Ron mumbled.'Stuff like that always sounds cooler than it really was,' said Harry. 'I've been trying to tell you that for years.'Simultaneously they walked forwards and hugged, Harry gripping the still sopping back of Ron's jacket.
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
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Ron gave a tiny jerk of the head that Harry understood to mean, Well - if you must.
Who was this women?' asked Harry.'I dunno, some Ministry hag.'Mundungus considered for a moment, brow wrinkled.'Little women. Bow on top of er' head.'He frowned and then added, 'Looked like a toad.'Harry dropped his wand. Harry looked up and saw his own shock reflected in Ron and Hermione's faces. The scars on the back of right hand seemed to be tingling again.
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I hate being poor.
Thanks, Herman.
No, said Hermione shortly. Have either of you seen my copy of?Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading, said Ron, but very quietly.
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Ron's ears turned bright red and he become engrossed in a tuft of grass at his feet, which he prodded with his toe 'he must've known I'd run out on you'.'No', Harry corrected him, 'He must've known you'd always want to come back
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Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.'Ouch ow gerroff! What the? Hermione OW!'You complete arse Ronald Weasley!She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.
And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.
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This isn't your average book, it's pure gold: . Explains everything you need to know about girls. IF only I'd had this last year I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with.. Well Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either.
Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo.
And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!' Ron yelled.
It sort of floated toward me, said Ron, illustrating the movement with his free index finger, right to my chest, and then it just went straight through. It was here, he touched a point close to his heart, I could feel it, it was hot. And once it was inside me I knew what I was supposed to do, I knew it would take me where I needed to go. So I Disapparated and came out on the side of a hill. There was snow everywhere....
.. And your hair is much too long, Ronald, for a moment I thought you were Ginevra.
You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me.
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It's a damn sight harder making stuff up when you're under stress than you'd think.
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