Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.
Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and a well-placed brooding look. Maybe it's something I think I see sometimes in the mirror, something that reminds me of my father. Or maybe I'm just damn easy on the eyes.
You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote!
Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.
Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun.
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.