The successful cannot be unhappy -- it was a contradiction in terms.
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.. They say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve, and if you do, you never get the results you expected.
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it, while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta
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You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.
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The birthing wolf, Her heart fed with tenderness, Gave forth from ripe brown nipples, Food to feed the universe.
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There were a Te Deum, clouds of incense, endless volleys of musketry and artillery; the peasants were frantic with joy and piety. Such a day undoes the work of a hundred numbers of the Jacobin papers.
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#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.
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