What good is finding a smoking gun if you can't locate any corpses with bullet holes?"
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I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.
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Smoking cures weight problems.. Eventually..
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
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Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less
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What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America
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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
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Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.
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You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.
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I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second
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I wouldn't mind seeing opera die. Ever since I was a boy, I regarded opera as a ponderous anachronism, almost the equivalent of smoking
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I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson [Carson Daly] can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids - he's the face of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them.. Well, it's killing me!
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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn'
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