I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I believe that in a way, sadness is happiness for there can be no wrong without right, no light without dark, no success without failure, no relief without pain, no love without hatred and no Snow White without the evil queen.
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She is so lovely she could kill you without you even noticing it. A monster girl who knows when to kiss and when to kill.
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I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta)
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Let me guess - you're Grumpy?'He let out a. ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent the last hour searching the forest for your wayward charge.' He walked even faster. 'We tell you to stay inside, we tell you not to talk to strangers. But oh no, you must be out singing to the animals as if the birds didn't do a fine enough job of it. And this after Queen Neferia has already tried to kill you thrice. [..] Which is why you are not to go shopping anymore, no matter how pretty the wares, remember?'Oh, right.' [..] when you looked at it that way, Snow White had to be pretty idiotic to keep falling for the same trick.
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One of us will just have to stay at the cottage to keep an eye on her.' [..]Let's see if Widow Hazel wouldn't take her in during the day, maybe teach her something useful -'No, remember when she learned how to knit? Now we're stuck wearing these dreadful hats.'Not so loud! She'll hear you.'In a lower voice one of the dwarfs said, 'H.A.T.S.'Apparently Snow White didn't know how to knit to spell.
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With the blood dripping from her lips, with her blood spattered white dress, and with her pale skin, she is just a horrifyingly lovely and a breathtakingly attractive sixteen-year-old girl living in Hell. Nothing wrong with that, right?
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All monsters must die except the beautiful ones
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