Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.
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I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings and there may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander by can judge of.
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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.
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But more importantly, you've got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you're lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he's never going to come off the field second.
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
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As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
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If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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Children's playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... All others are games.
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
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The sports page records people's accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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