Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.
There was a time when our desire for each other would have landed us in an asylum or prison, had it not been sanctioned by mutual assent. True or false.
There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep...
Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.