The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief.. For a time I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
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The tax collector must love poor people he's creating so many of them.
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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
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Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for Flight Attendent Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one Ricky They're complementary Flight Attendent Yes. Ricky You bet your ass I would.
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my day.
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Someone must stand up to those who say, Here's the key, there's the Treasury, just take as many of those hard-earned tax dollars as you want.
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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
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Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.'
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Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled.
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Most tax revisions didn't improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself complicated, unfair, cluttered with gobbledygook and loopholes designed for those with the power and influence to hire high-priced legal and tax advisers.
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How much money did you make last year Mail it in. Suggestion for a simplified tax form
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There is no such thing as a good tax.
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Don't tax me, don't tax thee, tax the man behind the tree!
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Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a college degree, influential parents, good looks, a resume, two 3X4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust l
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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax
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