We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
@bobbybaird i'm a writer, so are you. we try to compose our thoughts and words for effect as well as sense. vain of us? a bit.
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.
I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.
We have one precious life: do something extraordinary today, even if it's tiny. A pebble starts the avalanche.
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
To cut 1930s jobless, FDR taxed corps and rich. Govt used money to hire many millions. Worked then; would now again. Why no debate on that?
If you want to write a negative review, don't tickle me gently with your aesthetic displeasure about my work. Unleash the goddamn Kraken.
Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.
Given Loughner's obsession with meaninglessness and language, maybe Foucault
I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much.
Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me.
Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.