It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows.
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Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
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Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.
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Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
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