Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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[He also wields sharp wordplay and insight on] Yellow Buffalo Shoe,.. When I do, I become cool, I get respect automatically. When I do, you music fools cannot deny credibility.
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I don't pretend to be any smarter than Average Joe. To be honest, I'm not even sure what I'm saying half the time. My vocabulary is not as big as my lyrics would suggest. That said, I've always had a passion for creative writing, language and wordplay. I think a singer has a dual opportunity to be artistic: I have my voice as my instrument, but I also have an entire language at my disposal. Why not explore the outer realms? I'd be doing this band an injustice if I did anything less. I wanted this album to be more poetic, with less ranting and raving, and I think I did that, but without sacrificing my intellect or personal philosophies.
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Life insurance is a dying industry.?
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Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
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You have to lift a person up before you can really put them in their place.
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Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. Nothing's impossible!
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Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!
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Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
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One can not understand language because language cannot understand itself; does not want to understand
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You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.
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The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs I know. They are not beautiful: they are only decorated. They are not clean: they are only shaved and starched. They are not dignified: they are only fashionably dressed. They are not educated: they are only college passmen. They are not religious: they are only pewrenters. They are not moral: they are only conventional. They are not virtuous: they are only cowardly. They are not even vicious: they are only frail. They are not artistic: they are only lascivious. They are not prosperous: they are only rich. They are not loyal, they are only servile; not dutiful, only sheepish; not public spirited, only patriotic; not courageous, only quarrelsome; not determined, only obstinate; not masterful, only domineering; not self-controlled, only obtuse; not self-respecting, only vain; not kind, only sentimental; not social, only gregarious; not considerate, only polite; not intelligent, only opinionated; not progressive, only factious; not imaginative, only superstitious; not just, only vindictive; not generous, only propitiatory; not disciplined, only cowed; and not truthful at all: liars every one of them, to the very backbone of their souls.
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It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.
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It occurred to the man that the biggest problem with this staid world was the overwhelming demand for conformity. Everything was so eerily definitive: assent to the mandates of society would see you on the rise, but dissent was a steady downward path.
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Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
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I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer... I am a half-fast writer.
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Though this child came in with nothing but excess baby fat, chemical brain waves, and mother and son bodily toxins on his legs, he had a fate fit for a modern day demigod.
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Tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
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