Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Life insurance is a dying industry.?
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Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
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You have to lift a person up before you can really put them in their place.
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Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. Nothing's impossible!
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Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?' 'No. Answers. There's a difference-' 'Really? How? What difference?' 'Explanations are what people use when they need to lie. Y'can always tell those,'cause those don't explain nothing and then they look at you like they just cleared things up when really they did the opposite and they know it and you know it and they know you know and you know they know that you know and they know you and you know them and maybe you go out for a pitcher later but who picks up the tab? That's what I want to know.' 'Right, and answers?' 'Answers is what I get when I ask questions. Answers is when you got no choice. I ask, you tell. I ask again, you tell some more. Then I break your fingers, 'cause I don't like what you're telling me, because those answers don't explain nothing!
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Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.
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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
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One can not understand language because language cannot understand itself; does not want to understand
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You can't let the truth bring out the worst and let it get the best of you.
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The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.
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