Alcohol is a very necessary article. It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time.
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No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king
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Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers.
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Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no one is safe from it-not you, not me and certainly not our children, because this epidemic has their names written on it.
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In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.)
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
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There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
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I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
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Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: Now bring on that damn cat!
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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
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Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker
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Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort.
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