Mitch Hedberg - I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt...

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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut.. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here.. It's in my file at home... Under D.'

Mitch Hedberg

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