I love the inpatience of New York.. You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!'.. You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '.. Uh.I-I was just going to the store.. I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see.. The Holland Tunnel is in my ass.. Alright?
Jim Gaffigan