Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
Adrienne Gusoff
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
life bitch
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
shopping sex
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
opportunity
Living in a vacuum sucks.
living
heart woman
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