Mort Walker Quotes

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

days laughter weak

Some people will do schlock or anything, just to get their name on it.

people

I took Beetle home thinking that after the Korean War was over, I would have to take him out of the Army. I thought, well, what am I going to do with him?

home war

At one time Tribune Syndicate emptied out their storeroom. They put tables full of original cartoons down in the lobby and said take one if you want one. The comics were simply a burden to them.

comics thetimes time

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.

car comics