Victoria Jackson Quotes

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

people hate fake

I think the Bible is God's gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six years old. It was a gift and I didn't earn it.

bible gift salvation

I think abortion is murder.

abortion murder

They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.

meaning bible lives searching open

Sitcoms are relatively clean. There's not much nudity.

clean nudity

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.

money people mind fun

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.

life

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

life business