Mitch Hedberg - I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of...

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the donate it to charity slice. I would like to exchange this for the keep it!

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I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the donate it to charity slice. I would like to exchange this for the keep it! Mitch Hedberg

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