Mitch Hedberg - (referring to his drink) I got two straws here, in...

(referring to his drink) I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These fuckin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, We're going straight to the mouth. That fucker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy.

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(referring to his drink) I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These fuckin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, We're going straight to the mouth. That fucker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy. Mitch Hedberg

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