What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
anon
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
return love
system
Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
real write
Great minds think alike.
minds great
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
days world person
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
guns tourists
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
chess computer beat
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
book programming
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.
imagination men world cross crowd bridge
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
character sense color friends choose
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO
works
WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
warning press
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
die
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