Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about Batman I made you, you made me first. The Joker Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say I made you you gotta say you made me. How childish can you get
The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight
Bruce Wayne Y'see, my life is really com-PLEX.
Batman I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic What are you Batman I'm Batman
The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enema
The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair... Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, if anybody calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
The Joker Wait'll they get a load of ME
The Joker Never rub another man's rhubarb.