The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
Eric Bristow
I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.
people
It's all right buying all these good players but they've got to gel, and that takes time.
rights thetimes time
Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.
thetimes time
I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
home
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit.
trouble
All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.
rights
It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I'd make a bloody fortune.
rights fortune
My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.
dad
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