For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Johnny Vegas
people
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
money war
I use very few muscles at the best of times.
thetimes time
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
women gentlemen thetimes time
My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
work family
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
age
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
birthday mind
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
chance
I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
comedy
We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
emotions
There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
comics
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
birthday
You must log in to post a comment.
There are no comments yet.