Do you ever get the feeling that something awful might happen?' James asked me... I sat up. 'I'm the awful thing that happens.
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I once again fought against the desire to bitch-slap a faerie
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I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement.
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I always listen to you. Except when I don't.
Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.
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Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.
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Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death.
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