I've writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now Ijust have to fill in the rest.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now.But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
When I was eight, I played Little League. I was on first; I stole third; I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a straight line. I took advantage of that knowledge.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Power outage at a department store yesterday, Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
I got an answering machine for my phone. Now when I'm not homeand somebody calls me up, they hear a recording of a busysignal. I like to leave messages before the beep.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
I went to a garage sale. How much for the garage? It's notfor sale.
How young can you die of old age?