Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question.
I just want to take this opportunity to wish a Happy Birthday to all of you out there celebrating your 100th birthday today.
Librarians have always been among the most thoughtful and helpful people. They are teachers without a classroom. No libraries, no progress.
Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible.
Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.
Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.
I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.
I think women can cope a lot better than men.