Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep
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I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
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The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
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In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
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Be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down.
It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.
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