People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.
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Think, think, think.
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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
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No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.
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Some have brains, and some haven't,.. And there it is.
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Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
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Tut, Tut, looks like rain
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Oh, Eeyore, you are wet! Said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.
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