A strange lady giving an address in Zurich wrote him [Shaw] a proposal, thus: `You have the greatest brain in the world, and I have the most beautiful body; so we ought to produce the most perfect child.' Shaw asked: `What if the child inherits my body and your brains?'
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He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who read too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
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If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
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He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
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He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
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Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our father the sun. What's the sun It's kind of like a brain. Electromagnetic field, solar flares sparking back and forth from those nerve cells. We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract.
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Brain an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
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The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound.
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We are dealing with the best educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
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An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.
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A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.
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My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
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Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's.
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The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work ever struck off at a given time by the brain and purpose of man.
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What dotage will not Vanity maintain? What web too weak to catch a modern brain?
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A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to need, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it.
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The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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