I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.
Alan Coren
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.
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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
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Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a Wirtschaftswunder, which can be briefly translated as The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one.
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Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
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