What happens when all you love, becomes all you hate?
Alyxandra Harvey
Perhaps I won't marry then. Instead, you and I shall live as spinsters in a cottage by the sea. We'll burn our corsets, eat chocolate morning, noon and night and grow fat as hedgehogs.
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Her eyes went so wide they nearly bulged. It was probably wrong of me to find that amusing. Or to want to take a photo of Nicholas with his fangs out and wearing a black cape lined with red satin and then hang it over my pillow in a heart-shaped frame.
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Tucking my nose into a book makes me completely oblivious to my surroundings. I would have made a terrible spy in the army--the first person to hand me a novel would have been able to shoot my head clean off without me noticing.
reading
I couldn't convince her that if I had a book with me, I wasn't lonely.
I read a lot. I love books. If they came in a bottle, I'd be a drunk too.
With great hotness comes great responsibility.
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life-lessons
Very possibly this was the night my white-knight complex, as Solange put it, would get me killed. Someone had better write a poem about it. It was only fair.
poem
Yeah. You got me through
dying
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