Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
Bart Simpson
I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
thought
I am not the new Dalai Lama
mom catholic communion
Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
god
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
people time christ jesus christmas worship religions
[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? Hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]
man
All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute... There's a lemon behind that rock!
wait rock tree left
You kill 'em, we grill 'em!
kill
Hi, I'm looking for Amanda.. Amanda Hug N Kiss.
kiss hug
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
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