When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.