Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit
Christopher Moore
Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?
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I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am here to make you comfortable.
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Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
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Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.
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Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
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.. But to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?
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There's always a bloody ghost.
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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
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There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
I love you above all things, even pie.
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
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Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I could never remember the sermons word for word, but here's the gist of almost every sermon I ever heard Joshua give. You should be nice to people, even creeps. And if you: a) believed that Joshua was the Son of God (and)b) he had come to save you from sin (and)c) acknowledged the Holy Spirit within you (became as a little child, he would say) (and)d) didn't blaspheme the Holy Ghost (see c)then you would: e) live foreverf) someplace niceg) probably heavanHowever, if you: h) sinned (and/or)i) were a hypocrite (and/or)j) valued things over people (and)k) didn't do a, b, c, and d, then you were: l) fucked
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