You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Flip Wilson
machine
Funny is an attitude.
funny attitude
The devil made me do it.
devil made
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine
machine machines
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
life self
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
numbers thetimes time
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV. After all, I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
opportunity numbers thetimes time
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
order
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
fun
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
rest
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
chance
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