Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net
age
Christmas is over and Business is Business
christmas
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
elections men people women
Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year
health
Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.
imagination
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time
politicians
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
age man tso-life
Too much truth is uncouth.
truth
We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.
history nations peace
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.
man
The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less.
men rights women
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
information
There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter.
trouble