Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn't see past the Hudson River if he tried. He liked his fish smoked or preferable hand sliced from Zabars on a sliced bagel served with onions. Nature, to him, was an irritant. Birds didn't sing, they woke him up. A body of water wasn't life, it was a golf hazard.
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Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest, wouldn't it?
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
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Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
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Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
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Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
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Live... Laugh... GOLF
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
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Golf is like a love affair if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for getting paid for doing what you love.
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
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It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
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Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
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