My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henry Youngman
I own a hundred and fifty books, but no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock
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