I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Courage is standing up for what you believe in. There are so many people who aren't willing to stand up. You've got to fight.
What's wrong with being naked? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I pay my taxes. I'm a good man. I'm a good father - try to be, anyway. I try to do the right things in life.
I'm in a war, a cultural war.
Don't let the government win.
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.