Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-goodness wizard. He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a.44 revolver in his pocket. He'll spit in the eye of gods and demons alike if he thinks it needs to be done, and to hell with the consequences -- and yet somehow my little brother manages to remain a decent human being. I'll be damned if I know how. But then, I'll be damned regardless. My name is Thomas Raith, and I'm a monster.
Jim Butcher
The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.
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I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.
Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.
No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.
Gandalf never had this kind of problem. He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in front of the hidden Dwarf door to Moria. Remember when... I sighed. Sometimes my inner monologue annoys even me. Edro, edro, I muttered. Open. I rubbed at the bridge of my nose and ventured, Mellon. Nothing happened. The wards stayed. I guessed the Corpsetaker had never read Tolkien. Tasteless bitch.
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There's power in the night. There's terror in the darkness. Despite all our accumulated history, learning, and experience, we remember. We remember times when we were too small to reach the light switch on the wall, and when darkness itself was enough to make us cry out in fear..
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I put it down to the paranoia of advancing age. It isn't like I'm all that old or anything, especially for a wizard, but age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
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My office is in a building in midtown Chicago. It's an older building, and not in the best of shape, especially since there was that problem with the elevator last year. I don't care what anyone says, that wasn't my fault. When a giant scorpion the size of an Irish wolfhound is tearing its way through the roof of your elevator car, you get real willing to take desperate measures.
He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan
So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I also got angry lust bunny movies stars, deadly curses, and a thoroughly embarrassing job as my investigative cover. Oh, and bean curd pizza, which is just wrong. What a mess.I made a mental note: The next time I saw Thomas, I was going to punch him right in the nose.
Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones.. Words will never, et cetera.
My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. That's what friends do.
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There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.
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