Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts
The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.