It smells funny, but it works.
Kerry Jackson
Famous people are delicious.
people
If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
life rest
The power of Christ compels you to parry.
power
I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
power trolls
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
thetimes time
Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom?
man
Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.
fun
You love the bidet more than me.
funny work
Sometimes the future isn't funny.
funny
If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
places wrongs pain
The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush
fate nations
Food should not be origami.
food
I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
rights
When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
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