Famous people are delicious.
If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
The power of Christ compels you to parry.
I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.
You love the bidet more than me.
It smells funny, but it works.
Sometimes the future isn't funny.
If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush
Food should not be origami.
I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.