A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!
Neil Leckman
Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!
funny humour
I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!
humorous
I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.
I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.
life-lessons humorous
I admit I once threw caution to the wind.. It doesn't fly well!
inspirational humorous
If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?
humorous writers-on-writing
I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!
Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!
life-lessons
I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so much like real life! It would suck to be invisible in two worlds at once, as always that gives me an interesting story idea. Have to run someone, no doubt a solicitor, is at my door..
inspirational life-lessons
They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!
funny humor family-relationships
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