We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...
A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.