People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer differences than a Lhasa apso and a toy fox terrier. A Japanese raised in Riyadh would be an Arab. A Zulu raised in New Rochelle would be an orthodontist. People are all the same, though their circumstances differ terribly.
P.J. O'Rourke
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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I have been told by the third grade teacher that my daughter Poppet is reading at middle school level. Yet if I leave Poppet a note in block letters telling her to feed the dogs I will come home to find the dogs have been.. Given a swim in the above-ground pool, dressed in tutus, provided with hair weaves. What I will not find is that the dogs have been fed. 'I thought you wanted me to the dogs,' says Poppet whose school district is not spending quite what D.C.'s is, thanks to voter rejection of the last school bond referendum.
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One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.
funny humour
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it..
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It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.
politics government
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
religion
We all know how 'modern democracies take loaves from the wealthy.' It's the slipups in the 'pass them out to the poor' department that inspire a study of Economics.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
government
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
growing-up parenthood
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
marriage divorce
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
parenting
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
responsibility
Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
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A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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