When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle.
It is an old cliche to say that the future is in the hands of the young. This is no longer true. The quality of life to be enjoyed or the existence to be survived by our children and future generations is in our hands now.
It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.
There's a lot of your family in tonight.
Are you all one family?
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
British women can't cook.
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?