Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.
Raymond Smullyan
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me whether I ever have sawn a woman in half. I reply, Oh, yes I've sawn over seventy women in half in my lifetime, and I'm learning the second half of the trick now.
women people learning woman lifetime
reason astrology
Some people are always critical of vague statements. I tend rather to be critical of precise statements; they are the only ones which can correctly be labeled 'wrong'.
wrongs people
I believe that either Jupiter has life or it doesn't. But I neither believe that it does, nor do I believe that it doesn't.
life
Metaphysical problems about mind versus matter arise only from epistemological confusions.
mind
I have free will, but not of my own choice. I have never freely chosen to have free will. I have to have free will, whether I like it or not!
choice
Why should I worry about dying? It's not going to happen in my lifetime!
worry
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this humor disease.
funny humor medical
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
funny humor
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